Pabsted - Yeah, it's cheap and tastes like pond water, but it gets me

Yeah, it's cheap and tastes like pond water, but it gets me drunk and doesn't empty my wallet. I actually like the taste more than other cheap beers.

I’d rather drink Pabst than pay for my mom’s hair appointment.

Pabst is like the ugly cousin of beer but it still shows up to the party.

I can drink Pabst all day and still have money for pizza.