pabst smear - When you’re so drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon you think you’re

When you’re so drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon you think you’re a superhero and your bowel movements are like a battle cry.

I drank a Pabst Smear and my brain had a meltdown.

After the Pabst Smear, I pooped like I was fighting a war.

I was so drunk from the Pabst Smear I could’ve taken down a dragon.