pabst smear - When you get so wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon you can’t tell t

When you get so wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon you can’t tell the difference between the floor and your brain.

I drank a Pabst Smear and I fell over like a drunk tree.

After the Pabst Smear, I talked like I had a mouthful of rocks.

I drank so much I could’ve been the main character in a horror movie.