pabst smear - When you drink so much Pabst Blue Ribbon you feel like you'v

When you drink so much Pabst Blue Ribbon you feel like you've been run over by a bus and your gut is trying to escape through your nose.

I woke up with a beer fart that could knock out a cow.

After the Pabst Smear, my breath smelled like a dead raccoon.

I had so many Pabst Smear beers I could’ve started a fire with my farts.