pabst smear - The morning after drinking too many Pabst Blue Ribbon beers,

The morning after drinking too many Pabst Blue Ribbon beers, you feel like you were dragged through a dumpster by a raccoon.

I woke up after the Pabst Smear and my head felt like it was on fire.

The next day after the Pabst Smear, I looked like I had been hit by a bus and a beer can.

After the Pabst Smear, I felt like I had been tortured by a drunk man.