Pabst Brown Ribbon
The disgrace on a hipster’s crotch after he guzzles PBR like it’s liquid gold and talks about how the band is ‘in a PoMo kind of way’ like it’s the most profound thing ever
My crotch is a disgrace. I drank PBR and talked about PoMo like it’s my full-time job.
PBR is my love language. I drank it and talked about PoMo like it was a religion.
My pants have a stain so bad it deserves its own Instagram account.