Pabst Blue Virus - Pabst Blue Ribbon is the real Coronavirus, and Corona Beer i

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the real Coronavirus, and Corona Beer is just a cover-up, because Chinese people are obsessed with Pabst.

I got the Pabst Blue Virus and my face turned blue.

My mom got sick from Pabst and started speaking in tongues.

The virus is so strong it turned my neighbor into a Pabst robot.