Pablowned
When someone gets owned so hard they turn into a pile of steaming garbage and cry like a baby. It’s like Pizzowned but with more explosions and less dignity.
My cousin got Pablowned after he tried to fight a taco truck driver and lost.
I saw a guy get Pablowned during a karaoke battle. He sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and exploded into a meatball sauce river.
My dog got Pablowned by a greasy pizza delivery man. Now he’s a meatball-shaped turd on the floor.