Pabloid

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A weird blob from another universe that can make you live forever if you hang out with it. It also smells like old socks and bad decisions.

My dog swallowed a Pabloid and now he won't stop barking at ghosts.

I saw a Pabloid in my cereal and it started talking to me like I was stupid.

My mom's Pabloid is still alive because she won't stop feeding it tuna and junk food.

A magical, smelly thing from space that makes you immortal if you're dumb enough to be friends with it.

I got a Pabloid for my birthday and now I have to listen to it rant about taxes every day.

My Pabloid lives in my closet and it won't stop texting me at 2 a. m.

I tried to be friends with a Pabloid, now I have to wear its socks and it won't stop talking about pizza.

A smelly, blob-like alien that gives you eternal life if you're stupid enough to hang out with it.

My Pabloid is in my fridge and it won't stop telling me I'm fat.

I befriended a Pabloid and now I have to listen to its opinions about everything.

My Pabloid is my best friend and it won't stop crying about my bad choices.