pablo uribe
Pablo Uríbe is a little ass-kissing, smelly, short kid who thinks he's a superhero. He eats pizza and tacos like they're his religion and still thinks he's the best at everything.
Pablo tried to be a pirate and looked like he just fell out of a bag of chips.
He texted me: 'I'm the best at everything.' I replied: 'You're the worst at everything, including breathing.'
Pablo wore a Once Upon a Time shirt and cried when no one laughed at him.