Pablo Testicle
Pablo Testicle was a fatty fugitive who left jail with only his nuts. He could shoot a person while eating a donut. He died in 1666 because that year had too many sixes.
Pablo Testicle escaped jail with just his balls. That’s like running away with your lunch and a napkin.
He could shoot a target while eating a taco. That’s like having superpowers and a food coma.
He died in 1666 because that year was too much for his brain.