Pablo T
The chilliest MF on Earth, he froze his kids’ brains and calls himself the king of kings, but he’s really just a man who loves other men
Pablo T is so cold, he turned his grandkids into popsicles.
He said, 'I'm the king of kings, but I still cry when I see a man cry.'
He told his ex, 'You're not a queen, you're a pizza.'