Pablo (schlime)
Pablo is your person he’s like a mix of a dog and a trash fire he’s the one who will laugh at your jokes and then rip your hair out he’s your SCHLIME and you’re the only one who can handle his dumbass
He laughed at my joke about socks and then threw a pillow at me
He came to my house and ate my entire fridge
He called my dad and said he was 'a disappointment to the whole family'