Pablo Poocaso
A Pablo Poocaso is when someone dumps their poop on your chest and then tries to make it look like a masterpiece with their penis as a brush.
My brother did a Pablo Poocaso on me during a sleepover. He called it 'The Great Poop of 2023.'
My girlfriend got a Pablo Poocaso and now she’s stuck with a permanent turd portrait on her chest.
The guy at the gym did a Pablo Poocaso on me and now I smell like a sewer.