Pablo Juan
Pablo Juan has the sweetest smile, the kindest heart, and the biggest mouth. He’ll tell you how much he loves you, but then he’ll say something stupid like, 'I’m kind of a dork.'
He told me, 'I love you more than tacos.' Then he said, 'But I still hate pineapple.'
He cried when I broke up with him, then said, 'You’re still the best friend ever.'
He told my crush I was 'the best' and then called him a 'total dork.'