Pablo J. Garcia-Triana
He’s the kind of guy who would pay for his own pizza but still complain about the price like it was a crime.
He paid for his own pizza but still said, 'That was a rip-off. I could have bought a whole meal for that price.'
He went to a fancy restaurant and paid for his own meal. He said, 'I didn’t want to owe anyone money.'
He bought a $100 pizza for himself. His friends said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because it was worth it.'