Pablo Hasaan
A guy from Poland who became a spiritual master by accident, probably because he was too drunk to know what he was doing.
"Pablo Hasaan is the reason why Poland has more holy men than actual saints.", @SaintsHatePoland
"He got his title by yelling 'I am enlightened!' in a bar.", @DrunkMonk
"He’s the only person who could turn a sin into a sermon.", @SinToSermon