Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
A painter who had a name that took forever to say and didn’t even do his job properly.
His name was longer than my teacher’s patience. And his art was worse than my spelling test.
He was like a bad student who didn’t even try.
He had a name longer than my mom’s list of chores.