Pablo cereal surprise
When a dude doesn’t care if the lady is ready or not and just goes for the full man-sperm attack. She gets pregnant and has a kid. Then she either chucks cereal down the baby’s throat and flushes it or she steals all the cereal and flees like a cereal thief.
My aunt got knocked up by some guy who just wanted free cereal. Now she’s shoving Cinnamon Toast Crunch down the baby’s throat like it’s a punishment.
My uncle ran off with all the cereal after he knocked up my cousin. He’s now a full-time cereal thief.
That guy just had a baby and then took all the cereal and ran. Now he’s just a cereal criminal.