Pablo Casalí
That annoying ex who thinks he's the king of the world because he has a butt and plays football
'He came to my house just to say, 'Your ass is still hot.' I threw a shoe at him.'
'He told me, 'I'm getting a new tattoo. It's a football and a butt.''
'He sent me a DM: 'I still think I'm better than you. You're just a bimbo.'