Pablo Alborán
A Spanish singer who flexed his gay muscles and is so good-looking, he could be the next president. His first hit was Solamente Tú, and he’s the only person who’s ever made me forget my own name.
Pablo Alborán is so attractive, I tried to kiss him and got a D in history.
He walked in, and I forgot how to speak. I also forgot my lunch money.
He’s the only person who could make me quit my job for a boy band.