Pablo Alborán
A Spanish singer who came out as gay and is so attractive, he could make a dead man cum. His first hit was Solamente Tú, and he’s the reason I failed math.
Pablo Alborán is so hot, I tried to text him and my thumbs fell off.
I saw him once, and now I’m crying in a public bathroom.
He’s like a pizza, everyone loves him, and I’m eating the crust.