Pabla
Pabla the Prick is a meathead who thinks he’s the king of the world. He shoots chicken into his arm while jerking off and still acts like he’s got time to talk to you.
'He tried to explain calculus to me while injecting himself with chicken.'
'He called me a 'weakling' because I didn’t know what a loophole was.'
'He said he was 'god' and I believed him for two minutes.'