PABIA
Pabia is the top Minecraft player. If you say he’s not, you’re a moron who doesn’t know what good looks like.
Pabia is the king of Minecraft. You’re just a peasant who doesn’t know how to play.
Pabia is so good, he doesn’t even need a sword. You need a sword to survive his attacks.
Pabia is the best. You’re the worst. End of story.