Pabeth Flabanabba
A former Mormon who takes off his clothes to pay for lawyers and his six divorced wives. He has a greasy mop of hair that smells like old socks, a belly like a sad balloon, and a sparkly g-string that can't hide his giant sea cucumber.
'I stripped for my lawyers, and my wives laughed at me.'
'He walks in, and the whole club goes silent. Then there's a loud gasp.'
'He’s got a sea cucumber so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.'