Pab smear - A backstabbing whore who teams up with your husband to try a

A backstabbing whore who teams up with your husband to try and give him a blowjob while you're stuck with the mess.

'She's a Pab smear and I know it. I saw her whispering secrets to him in the break room.'

'He's cheating on me with a Pab smear. I'm going to kill her and then him.'

'I called her a Pab smear in front of the whole office. She quit.'