paasche
The last name every girl should wish for. A Paasche is a guy who’s got a heart of gold, a brain full of nonsense, and a face that could make a saint blush. They’re stubborn as a mule and loyal to the point of being annoying.
My Paasche cousin would walk through fire to save my dog. And my dog is fat.
I asked my Paasche brother for help. He said he would. Then he fell asleep.
My Paasche uncle took a bullet for me. I took a nap for him.