paasche
A Paasche is a guy who can make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices all in one day. They’re loyal to the point of being ridiculous, and they’ll fight for you even if you don’t want them to.
My Paasche cousin tried to get me to eat a whole cake in one bite. I did it. It was terrible.
My Paasche uncle started a band just to annoy my brother. It worked.
My Paasche friend took a bullet for me. I took a nap for him.