paarthurnon - Someone who’s so brain-dead, they think a phone is a real pe

Someone who’s so brain-dead, they think a phone is a real person and not just a device.

My friend is a paarthurnon. He answers his phone and talks to it like it’s his best friend.

My dad is a paarthurnon. He thinks his phone is alive and sends it text messages.

My brother is a paarthurnon. He talks to his phone and thinks it’s a real person.