Paarrth
The luckiest guy on Earth. He’s probably Asian. He’s got nice hair, a nice face, and a brain that could solve any problem. He’s not arrogant, he’s just awesome. He’s the kind of guy who would help you move and then take your last slice of pizza.
Paarrth walked into my life and I forgot how to breathe. My dog now loves him more than me.
He laughed at my joke and then gave me his extra candy. I’m in love.
He helped me cheat on a test and now I’m the smartest kid in school.