paardebeffer
A paardebeffer is someone who doesn’t know the difference between a horse and a donkey and thinks your life is a joke.
My cousin is a paardebeffer. He tried to breed a donkey and a horse just to see what would happen.
My friend is a paardebeffer. He thinks the internet is a real place and that I’m a fake person.
My teacher is a paardebeffer. She thinks the Earth is flat and that I’m a magician.