"You’re the reason I skipped breakfast and stole a donut from the office.", From a coworker who’s been flirting with paaras for a month.

"He walked in, and I felt like I’d been hit by a lightning bolt and a disco ball.", A text from my sister.

"Paaras is the only guy who can make me laugh so hard I peed my pants.", My dog’s reaction to a paaras meme.