paarangana
She’s a walking hug machine with a hairdo that could win a beauty pageant. She can shoot like a soldier, but she’s also a ‘that’s what she said’ machine. She thinks your mom is perfect, which is a little creepy.
She shot a pizza and said, ‘that’s what she said.’
She told my mom she was ‘the most amazing person on Earth.’
She gave my hair a look and it looked like it was attacked by a cat.
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