paarangana
She’s a sugar-coated nightmare with a hairdo that shines like a disco ball. She can shoot better than your dad, but she’ll annoy you with her ‘that’s what she said’ crap. She also thinks your mom is the best person ever, which is weird.
She shot a chicken and said, ‘that’s what she said.’
She called my mom ‘the queen of all queens.’
She tried to fix my hair and made it look like a traffic jam.