paanki
She’s always on a roll and lays on rocks like they’re million-dollar beds. People miss her so much they start eating weird food and crying in public.
My brother moved to Canada and now he eats toast with ketchup and cries at the mall.
Paanki texted me during my wedding and said I was the worst friend ever.
She sent me a video of her eating a whole pizza by herself and said I was a failure.