paani puri
If a guy pees in your food, he’s literally turned your meal into a giant pee pool. That’s paani puri, baby!
My lunch was a burger. Now it’s a pee burger. Thanks, dude.
I ate my pizza and now I’m crying. My pizza was pureed by a guy with a tiny bladder.
I thought my soup was hot. Turns out, it was just a guy’s pee.