PaaKow
A friendly guy who’s smart and likes to loaf around. He’s the best of the best and has a penis that’s bigger than my problems.
PaaKow is the reason I don’t hate life. And his dong is the reason I don’t hate him.
He’s like my brain on vacation. And his dong is the reason I take the vacation.
He’s the best friend I ever had. And I still can’t believe his dong is that big.