Paahia
Paahia is a legend. He’s got a face that could make a statue blush, and he’ll be there for you when you’re falling apart. He also has a sense of humor that’s like a punch in the gut.
He made me laugh when my ex broke up with me. Now I hate my ex and love Paahia.
He stayed with me when I failed my math test. He didn’t even care about the math.
He told my mom my secrets. Now she’s giving me the evil eye.