paagman
A paagman is a fancy piece of crap you wear on your head like a king in a fancy dress, but it’s basically just a badge of honor from some ancient ass kicker who lived in Mithila, the same place where Sita was born, which is basically the birthplace of all good taste.
My paagman is so big, it’s like I’m trying to start a war with my hat.
I got my paagman after I beat up three guys who tried to steal my breakfast.
That paagman is so shiny, it’s basically a disco ball for my head.