Pa You!
A crazy dad’s idea of cool. He got a shiny necklace with ‘You Pa’ on it. It’s like he thinks he’s a king. People laugh at him, but he still wears it like it’s a medal.
Pa You! I’m gonna take your necklace and wear it upside down!
Pa You! Your dad’s necklace is uglier than my math test!
Pa You! I’m gonna turn your dad’s necklace into a sock!