Pa-ri-sou - A stupid way to have sex with a Parisian that might get you

A stupid way to have sex with a Parisian that might get you sent to the principal’s office.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my teacher and got sent to the office.

My friend Pa-ri-sou’d the mailman and now he won’t deliver her mail.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my little brother and now he won’t stop laughing.