Pa-ri-sou - A dumb way to have sex with a Parisian that might get you la

A dumb way to have sex with a Parisian that might get you laughed at by everyone in school.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my friend in front of the whole school and now everyone laughs at me.

My dog Pa-ri-sou’d my neighbor and now the whole block knows.

I Pa-ri-sou’d my teacher and now she won’t stop making me write lines.