Pa-J-Ja's
Pa-J-Ja's are the only thing that can save you from the horror of having to get up and face the day.
I wore Pa-J-Ja's to work and my boss yelled at me.
I slept in my Pa-J-Ja's for a week and my feet grew hair.
I tried to wear Pa-J-Ja's as a hat and it didn't work.