PA Dutch
Pennsylvania people who think they're entitled to everything and charge you twice the price just to feel important. They also talk German like it's the only language that matters.
'This is just a piece of land. Why is it $2 million?', PA Dutch real estate agent
'I speak German. You're just a dumb tourist.', PA Dutch kid at a fair
'I sold my cousin's car for $500. Now I'm rich. You're poor. That’s how life works.', PA Dutch guy at a gas station