Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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P90X is a stupid workout plan that makes you sweat like a fat man on a treadmill and promises you'll look like a superhero in 90 days.

My dad did P90X and now he looks like a confused chicken.

I tried P90X and my legs looked like they were on fire.

My mom says P90X is the only thing that can make her fit enough to chase her kids.

2

12 weeks of screaming, lifting weights like a madman, and eating like a hungry dog to look like a bodybuilder.

I did P90X for 12 weeks and now I can bench-press my brother.

My friend did P90X and now he eats like a dog but still looks like a chicken.

My cousin did P90X and now he screams at the mirror every morning.

3

what my friend calls his boyfriend when he thinks I won't notice he's gay

My friend calls his boyfriend P90X when we're all at the park.

He says P90X when he thinks I'm not looking.

At lunch, he calls his boyfriend P90X in front of everyone.

4

what weak people do when they can't handle Crossfit and look like a confused chicken.

My brother does P90X because he can't do Crossfit and looks like a chicken.

My friend did P90X because he couldn't run a mile.

My cousin does P90X because he can't even do push-ups.

5

A fake workout that claims to make you look like a superhero, but all it does is make you look like a confused chicken.

My friend tried P90X and now he looks like a confused chicken.

I did P90X for 90 days and still look like a chicken.

My mom tried P90X and now she can't walk and looks like a chicken.

6

When things get too wild, or people are too wild, and no one can handle it anymore.

When my brother yelled at me, that was P90X.

At the party, everyone was P90X because they were too wild.

My mom went P90X when she saw my dad eating a whole pizza.

7

It must be a type of pie because all these fat people say they're doing it and they still look like chickens.

My friend says he's doing P90X and it's a pie.

My brother thinks P90X is a pie because he's still a chicken.

I think P90X is a pie and my legs still look like chicken legs.