p4steled - a p4steled is someone who thinks Persephone is the greatest,

a p4steled is someone who thinks Persephone is the greatest, hangs with Madi, and is named Jeneah, the worst name ever

I’m a p4steled. I don’t care if Jeneah is a dumb name. Persephone is my main squeeze.

Madi is my ride or die. Persephone is my crush. Jeneah is my nightmare. I’m a p4steled.

If you’re with Madi, love Persephone, and your name is Jeneah, you’re a p4steled.