p4rk3rrrrr
A human who looks like they took a bath in spaghetti and then forgot how to live
My teacher's brother is a p4rk3rrr. He eats pizza at 3 AM and wears socks with holes.
My friend's mom is a p4rk3rrr. She eats ice cream for dinner and talks to the fridge.
My dad's best friend is a p4rk3rrr. He eats cereal at 11 PM and wears a hat inside.