P2NP2
P2NP2 is Phenyl-2-NitroPropane, and it's the result of some bad chemistry. It turns into P2P, which is the main ingredient in your favorite drug. It's like the middle child of the chemical family.
I told my friend P2NP2 is the middle child of the chemical family. He said, 'No, that's me.'
My lab partner said P2NP2 is the reason he got a B in chem. I said, 'No, that's the reason you still have a brain.'
I made P2NP2 and my lab looked like a disaster zone.