P2NP2
P2NP2 is like the ugly cousin of P2P. It's made by slapping Sodium Borohydride and ethanol on Phenyl-2-NitroPropene until it screams for mercy. Then it turns into P2P, which is basically the start of your weekend high.
My chem teacher said P2NP2 is like the fat kid at the party who nobody wants to talk to.
I tried to make P2NP2 and my lab looked like a war zone.
My friend said P2NP2 is the reason he failed chem. I said, 'No, it's the reason you still have hair.'