p2 - When you’re so high from weed that you’re in a whole new lev

When you’re so high from weed that you’re in a whole new level of stupid. Like you think you can beat the world.

P2: "I’m going to beat the world!" P1: "You’re high."

P2: "I can do 100 push-ups." P1: "You did two."

P2: "I’m going to win the lottery." P1: "You just lost your pants."